The Las Vegas Org will be holding an IAS event to view the new Scientology Super Bowl ad on January 31st. The actual Super Bowl will be held the next day, February 1st. “90% Fabricated” Greg Capazorio will be the guest speaker. The oddest part about the promotional flyer is the inclusion of former Philadelphia Eagles punter Sav Rocca. Sav is a former Australian rules football player who spent seven years with the Philadelphia Eagles and Washington Redskins. He is notable for being the oldest rookie in NFL history at the age of 33. We suspect the IAS is confused, unsure of the difference between a kick-off to start a game, and a punt, in which your team’s attempt to score has failed, and you have to give it up to the other side.